Tuesday, July 21, 2015

What happens at Ellison Park stays at Ellison Park...

Well, this is new! I'm blogging TWICE in one day... don't worry, it probably won't happen again. ;)

So I'm having a nostalgic moment! Natalie is one of my best friends. And she is on a mission in Brazil and she comes home In LESS than 2 months!!! :) :) I am sooo excited!!!! I was looking at her facebook and found this gem and just had to post it!

Natalie posted this note on facebook on December 18, 2009:

Wonder why your parents say parks are scary at night? Well we found out why!
Crazy things come out at night! We recorded our findings from that one scary night!

1. crazy hungry mosquitos, CAPABLE OF EATING ANYONE ALIVE! Even cute innocent girls who never did anything to them!
2. CAKE EATING MONSTERS ON TENNIS COURTS! Using nothing but forks.
3. But some of those Cake Eating Monsters with tennis rackets in hand are ARMED AND DANGEROUS!!! Their balls will fly anywhere, there's no escaping them! They are deadly!
4. "What kind of parents would let their 13 year old children run to the skateboarding rink in the middle of the night?!!" We found out why. They were actually the parents!
5. and late at night, hidden in the shadows, when they THINK no one is watching; old men in their RED SPEEDOS go out for a nice breezy jog.
6. and people in the parking lot, who can "ride their bikes with no handlebars.", "no handle bars?!" Yeah,"no handle bars!". They can also drive their "car with no steering wheel.", "no steering wheel?!", "yeah, no steering wheel!"

As you can see from the previous, Ellison Park holds many dark secrets at night! That night will always remain in our memories. The one night we went to Ellison when they THOUGHT no one was LOOKING.

BEWARE OF ELLISON AT NIGHT!!! ooohhhh! **ghostly sounds**


hahahahaha

Let me explain.
Natalie, Amber, Blaire and I went to Ellison one night when we were in high school. Our main intent to go there was to play tennis!

1) There were SOOOOO many mosquitos! And they were literally attacking Natalie. And she was FREAKING OUT! hahaha We had to stop our game of tennis because she was running away from them. haha

2) Amber decided to bring a cake to the park! So we all sat down on the tennis court. And ate straight our of the pan because we didn't have plates. :) haha

4) Ellison park has a skate park! Pretty cool. And... a majority of those "kids" there that night weren't kids! They were grown ups! Like they looked like parents!! haha

5) We were at the park pretty late. Natalie and I decided to go on a walk on the trail. When suddenly running through the trees came an older gent. Running in a red speedo!! Wow.... my eyes will never forget that sight!! Unfortunately.

6) "I can ride my bike with no handles bars" has been a long time running inside joke for me and Nat. I honestly don't know how it got started. But I believe it was on this night. We are cool :)

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